A Day In The Office Series-Automated Phone System
Written by Benz on Wednesday, January 30, 2008A call I received earlier today. I don’t need to elaborate. Trust me.
Benz: Thank you for calling _________. My name is Benz. May I have your phone number beginning with the area code, please?
Customer: Toot Toot Toot Toot Toot Toot Toot Toot Toot Toot
Benz: Hello?! May I have your phone number beginning with the area code, please?
Customer: Toot Toot Toot Toot Toot Toot Toot Toot Toot Toot
Benz: *Whattadafuck* Sir, please stop dialing the number on the phone.
Customer: Huh?
Benz: I need your phone number so I can pull up your account.
Customer: F*ck! What’s wrong with this Automated Phone System?
Benz: *What freaking phone system are you talking about!?!?!* Absolutely nothing, sir. I just need you to give me your phone number.
Customer: OHHHH MYYYYY GODDDDD! Am I speaking to a live person?
Benz: *Eyes rolling* Errr…Yes!?
Customer: Are you sure you’re not a machine?
Benz: Faints... LOL